User:razhwurz

Razhwurz was born in an unknown year on a Tuesday. His real name is unknown, but it is said that Razhwurz means "king" in krytonian. It may also mean "bisquit", depending on the usage. It has been said that he is a superhuman; having abilities such as super strength, speed, agility, and inteligence. He is also said to age at twice the rate of the average human.

It is rumoured that Razhwurz graduatied from Harvard university at the age of 5. By age 8, he is said to have become the CEO of a major corporation. By age 10 he took up crime fighting. Not much of his crimefighting career is documented, but it is known that he has faught such fearsom villains as Quiltman, the Raging Seagull, Sergeant Killer Grizzly, The Tea Cozy, and Ted Turner. Razhwurz retired for unknown reasons after only three years of fighting. It is claimed by witnesses that his last words before retiring were, "This is too much damn work. I'm going back to business school."

From there on Razhwurz's exploits fell off the grid. It is believed that he shared a brief relationship with Halle Berry in 2002. A relationship that came to an end at the release of the 2004 film Catwoman.

Now he is said to be living on a tropical island with Rosario Dawson, Natalie Portman, Olivia Wilde, Kate Winslet and Charlize Theron.